VEGANS!

Tonight I ate an amazing little place called Ethos Vegan Kitchen in Orlando, FL. I feel it is necessary now for an apology: To all the vegans out there, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for calling you crazy for all these years. You just came on a bit strong, that's all. From now on I promise I've got your back. We're bros now. Mind you I'm not vegan yet. I'm still to big a fan of my daily pus infused byproduct of a cow's udder. But I have to say, Ethos is an outstanding restaraunt. I had a pecan encrusted roasted eggplant that was superb (Sautéed pecan encrusted eggplant finished with red wine sauce and served with mashed potatoes and gravy and today's vegitable, oh and a small peice of heaven). Their bathrooms were clean too (I always find this an important factor in deciding whether or not I like a place). Vegans I am just going to say this: If you can all cook like this, I don't care how crazy you are. But if you could just tell me one thing. What's with vegan dog food? Was that really necessary? Eh, it's all good, keep up the good work all the same, you zaney veggie killers, you. P.S. The term vegan has always and still does make me think of Vega from Street fighter (and probably always will).

My Review of VEGANS (all of them)

7/10 cute animals who shall stay alive, though perhaps not remain cute

My Review of Ethos Vegan Kitchen

9/10 Angry Eggplants (would have been 10 civil eggplants but I ate one, remember?)